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Girl Vs. The Winner of Project Runway Season 8
I loved this season of Project Runway. I loved just about every single designer. Mostly because of the drama that they all brought to the table. I loved and hated them all at separate times at least once each throughout the season. They were pretty fantastic.
But the judging this season was so uneven. Do they love it, why do they hate it, is it so bad to be marketable? I don’t know what they were talking about.
Here’s my opinion, Gretchen at the beginning of the season - had my vote to win. Bitch or not. Look at this dress!
And this prize winning jumper (which I would never wear in a million years) would definately sell and be popular, I think. It’s just attractive clothing.
Awesome! Now, just to put it out there. I would never wear any of Mondo’s clothing, ever, but I LOVED IT. Totally Team Mondo!
Loved every piece ESPECIALLY the polka dot dress. I’d rather see Heidi in it over Jessica Simpson, but still Gorge!
But for this…
to Win over Mondo or even Andy’s asian-y stuff is just wrong. Who would wear this?
If this is where fashion is heading then take me back to the mid-90s because I’d wear a flannel shirt every day of the week just to avoid that strange desert safari triangle animal print monstrosity. Eck!
Winner: Gretchen. She won a hundred grand. She wins, but I hope that I don’t ever see anyone walking down the street in any of her clothes from this show – horrible!
Girl Vs. Marie Claire
First off, what the hell is this magazine called. Is it Ma-rie Claire or Mary Claire. I’ve heard it both AND I’ve heard it both ways from the people who work on the magazine themselves - so what’s up?
Anyways in the news today, we’ve got this woman Maura Kelly saying stupid shit like:
“I’d be grossed out if I had to watch two characters with rolls and rolls of fat kissing each other,” Referring to television show Mike and Molly.
WTF? Who are you lady? You can say that you don’t like the show because it doesn’t make you laugh or even because they talk about their weight too much, but being “grossed out” because they’re fat? Really? Where do you live? Because in my world, the most requested sizes in clothing stores are a 12 - 14, and yeah maybe that’s a problem that we need to look into in the good ole US of A, but why is your formerly anorexic ass going around being “grossed out”? Move to another country where they haven’t been spoon fed preservatives for the past 3 decades.
Yes, there is a problem with being morbidly obese in this country. There is also a problem starving yourself to death, Ms. Kelly. Let’s not leave out a huge problem with people doing “illegal” drugs and drinking insane amounts of alcohol and showing up to work these days.
These are all addictions. For some reason we are all going to make choices regarding one of more of these addictions in our lifetime. I didn’t stop watching Ally McBeal because Calista Flockhart’s size “grossed me out” when she looked like a zombie on television. Just like my sister’s won’t stop watching 2 1/2 Men because Charlie Sheen is an addict who keeps working despite putting himself and others in danger. Mike and Molly shouldn’t be discriminated against either. This is the way things are. Grow Up! It sounds like someone called you fat as a child and now you want to take it out on a half-way decent sitcom.
Mike and Molly isn’t funny because there are 2 wacky fat people making fat people jokes, it’s entertaining because they remind us of people we know or say the things we’ve said about our own bodies, hundreds of times. Mike and Molly may not be you, but I’ll bet they represent someone in your family, someone you work with, or even someone who you are friends with. Scratch that, someone you Used to be friends with.
Winner: Girl! Screw you Marie Claire and to anyone on the list of people that approved that article. Come out of hiding, so you can fake apologize to America too!
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Girl Vs. HD
I love HDTV. Love it love it love it. It is awesome, I love the colors, and the crispness that pops through on everything. But there is something to not like … the “truth” to it. It really shows ALL of the flaws of everything! It does make you feel like you are right there. Some of the clothes on Project Runway, look cheaper than they did on standard def, some makeup is apparent in some of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, and some makeup was what was desperately needed last night on House.
Omar Epps is a very attractive man. In standard def, last night’s House episode would have come and gone like nothing was wrong (with the exception of the very weak Dr. Chase storyline.) But for some reason, Dr. Foreman looked like he hadn’t slept for about 3 days and hadn’t showered for about 5. He looked like shit! Is he high? Really tired? Sick?? Seriously! I can’t find a shot that exhibits how bad he looked online. It’s bad, especially in the later scenes. Check Dr. Foreman in to the sleep lab, STAT!
Winner: HD. No matter how bad you make my TV crushes look, you will always win because I cannot go back to watching Survivor without you. Congrats HD, you are still awesome!
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